Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people