Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

I will state the obvious sacrilege… Hailing from sunny San Diego Stone Temple Pilots was just as g… As talented; rocked as hard As the Big 4 Seattle bands–

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Like it or not If you’re not mating for life You are mating for death The real meaning of free love, the… Is the freedom to choose

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…