The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…
Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
