It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other