Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
