If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it