Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back