We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off