Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
God knows our weaknesses By heart And always keeps them In mind
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…