I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle