I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

100% of success is showing up on time

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan