If you Buy it You might Like it
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
