When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations