Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen