What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to
When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God
