If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid