All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…