In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world