The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone