When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God
You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…