If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,