Lost, by Chris Gaither

“When I Get What I Want, Then I Never Want It Again”

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

And the Winner Is

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

“You want to know my occupation? I get paid to rock the nation: I go to work, I go to work, I go to work”

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

Trust and Believe

We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him

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Whither Brute Force?

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

action– n: the progressive alteration of mental states or of mental and physical states coordinately esp. when resulting in an observable effect on the external world

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Friendly Competition Makes Me Nervous

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Can You Fear Me Now?

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Mid-life

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

A Cyborg Is Incapable of Sin

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

Know Thyself

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

“The human brain when overwhelmed with information technology is similar to that of schizophrenic– an endless array of interfaces produces skitzovision, the desire to look in multiple places at the same time”

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

Make Yourself Scarce

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

In the World to Come We Will All Laugh at the Thought of Disbelief; We Will Believe Because Belief Is Absurd and We Will Laugh Because Disbelief Is Rational

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

To Have or Not to Have? That’s Not a Question

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

Chris Gaither

Lost

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