Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
Let there be light blight and hindsight
Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
