When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
Never Win Anything
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
