I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white