History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

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