During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question