I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews