Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
