We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
