I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

It’s always darkest before the yawn

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone