On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine