The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
