The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize