If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
100% of success is showing up on time
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go
In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it
The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
