Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
God is the world’s only super-bower
Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…