The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…