Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin