I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…