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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Union Yes, We Have No Bananas

Once masks became quote-unquote optional
the unmasked were finally
unmasked
and the masked remained
unamalgamated
(just don’t quote me)

Otras obras de Chris Gaither...
“All is fair in love and war”

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
A Mystic and a Materialist Walk Into a Bar

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
The First Draft of Kafka’s Masterpiece Was Titled “The Risk-free Trial”, but He Decided It Was Too Obvious

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
Religion Is Enchanting; Science Is Intoxicating

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
A Woman Knows What She Wants and That’s Her Biggest Problem

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
Unless and Until

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
The Subject of Desire

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
Like Hostages Blindfolded in the Darkest of Tunnels, We Can’t See the Light with Our Eyes, but Trust and Believe, It Is an Eternal Light and It Shines Forth from an Eternal People Who Will Never Succumb to the Darkness

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything
The Thrill of Pyrrhic Victory

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
Who Needs Ontological Proof That We Have Underestimated God When We Need Only Look into Our Hearts?

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is
The Lazy Man’s Guide to Entitlement

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
Live Free or Lie

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
The Puzzle of Our Problems

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
Give ‘Til It Works

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
How to Avoid Scoring Points on Your Spouse

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock



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