The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice