Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

My ego is too big

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church