We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough