In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch