Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Life is trying So Die trying

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone