The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
