The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…