I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
