God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life