Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God