My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
