All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

The less you need to control the more powerful you

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…