The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
