No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…