Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code