Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste