The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident