Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
