Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
