Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue