I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe