My curated self has asked me for a divorce

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave