People are afraid of change so they change with the times

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved