Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
If you Buy it You might Like it
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor