We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

There is no Status quo But there is Status

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light