Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…