Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,