In a twist in hell there are no consequences

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate