I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…