When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
