Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
