In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

Let there be light blight and hindsight

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

In Let there be plight the P is silent

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence