All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course