Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question